Good ole Hank

You tell em Hank!

Hell you know I think we should just go ahead and take the ground rule double out of the game too. I mean the Yankees hit a lot of ground rule doubles so why do we just go ahead and make that a home run. I mean the point of the rules is to make sure the Yankees with the world series every year right? Hell why even play the season in the first place, lets just ship the championship trophy to Yankee Stadium and be done with it.

Or hell I have a better idea, hey Hank how about you teach you pitchers how to run in a fucking straight line without breaking an ankle? Its not like we are asking these guys to take a full on tackle for Roy Williams or anything. We are asking them to fucking run. Are they not multi-million dollar athletes? You shouldn't be allowed to make a million dollars as an athlete if you can't manage to run in a straight line without blowing out your ankle.

I was listening to ESPN radio and they made the point the watching the pitcher wasn't exciting. Please tell me what isn't exciting about seeing Micah Owings hit? What isn't exciting about seeing Carlos Zambrano hit? What isn't fun about watching big ass loppy Randy Johnson hit? You also see a ton more bean ball situations in the AL than you do in the NL. You know what that is? Because the pitcher doesn't have to get up to the plate and take that 90 mph fastball square in the back. Maybe the AL should roll back to the 19th century so we could curb back some of these bench clearing brawls.

So basically what I am saying is a big fuck you goes out to Hank Steinbrenner.